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ONE DAY GABE NEWELL THOUGHT HE WAS SO FAT HE WANTED TO GET FATTER SO HE WANTED TO MAKE AA BANANA APPLE SMOOTHING BUT HE DID NOT GET PAST STEP 3 BECAUSE HE COULD NOT COUNT TO THREE HENCE LACK OF HALF LIFE 3 AND PORTAL 3 AND TEAM FORTRESS 3 AND STUFF SO HE GOT FRUSTRATED SO MUCH HIS HEAD FLEW OFF HIS BODY AND GREW 3 WINGS AND 3 LEGS AND GREW AS BIG AS GODZILLA AND CREATED A LOLOCAUST

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