Well, there was this one guy who was born, and he was a newborn infant, right? He took a few first breaths. His parents decided to name him Michael. Michael cried for a few minutes, when suddenly, a nurse snapped. She picked Michael up and shot him, which pretty much ended his life story.

The moral? Don't shoot babies.

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